Passage #267: 17 September 2014
You know, let's face it, biking is so 2007. It's for the dinosaurs who still make music playlists rather than stream, who still email rather than Facebook message, who still makes coffee in whatever way was considered best in 2007 rather than whatever way is considered best now. Embarrassing!
So what are the cool kids into these days? Well, golf, apparently. We sort of get it. The picturesque expanses of grass, the whispering announcers on TV. In a topsy turvy world of confusion, it is somehow calming, right?
Surely we are cool kids too, are we not? So it seems imperative that we jump on this golf thing too before it becomes totally lamestream, no? Thus, this week: golf! (Sort of.)